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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Get Out! Kellogg’s Wah Hing a sparkling dining gem

Patrick Jacobs Correspondent

I’ve heard it said many times in recent years, and sadly, I have to agree: There just aren’t any really great Chinese restaurants in Coeur d’Alene.

There is one in town that I consider acceptable, but it creates only a mild twitch on the Richter scale of excitement.

Chinese is probably my favorite cuisine, and I’ve spent a lot of time and lunch money exploring the endless cache of Chinese joints in Spokane.

I’m pretty sure the Lilac City has more Chinese restaurants per capita than almost any other city – just drive north on Division Street, and you’ll find dozens. Most are better than anything Coeur d’Alene has to offer, so whenever I long for the really good stuff, I head over the state line and pick one of my many favorite spots.

With no place in Coeur d’Alene really getting those mouth juices flowing, I’ve resigned myself to making that familiar jaunt westward whenever I need a fix of the perfect almond chicken.

Whenever this dilemma comes up in conversation, someone inevitably mentions the Wah Hing Restaurant in Kellogg. “Oh, you’ve got to go check it out. It’s really good, the best Chinese place in the whole area.”

So, on a recent blazing hot Friday morning, Q. and I recharged our camera batteries, Windexed our sunglasses and headed out for a day in the sunny Silver Valley.

It’s hard to imagine that when Noah Kellogg’s donkey went wandering astray on that fateful September morn so long ago, Kellogg ever thought his little galena mine would turn into endless rows of shiny new Dodge trucks one day.

But the sprawl of the Dave Smith auto dealership has taken over easily half this small town. It’s a little surreal driving through parts of Kellogg where car lots butt up against more car lots. And just when you think there can’t possibly be any more car lots, you go around a bend and run into even more car lots.

We headed up the hill toward downtown and had no trouble finding a parking spot right in front of the Wah Hing Restaurant.

It was still a little early for lunch, so we decided to work up an appetite by exploring the area.

It was a little depressing to see that easily 75 percent of the storefronts in downtown Kellogg are sitting vacant and quickly deteriorating.

On the brighter side, someone has purchased the old YMCA building and is turning it into “lofts” (read: high-priced condos). Maybe the rich folks who move in there will snap up some of the empty shops and revitalize the area with their fruit smoothies and shabby chic.

The Kellogg shopping scene is a little on the scant side, but worth mentioning is Papa’s Barn, an antique/vintage/thrift place that goes on forever, taking up three large connected buildings and their full basements.

We lost an hour in there looking at amazing things such as a large collection of Pez dispensers, a complete set of Kiss dolls and a dusty box of vintage Playboy magazines from the ‘50s and ‘60s.

One section of the basement, where there’s an actual old mine shaft, has been converted into a makeshift museum. It’s a dank little room with some abused-looking mannequins sporting the hottest fashions of 1893 and a full human skeleton wearing a miner’s cap and leering up from a dark alcove.

I ended up scoring a perfect copy of “50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong” and a disintegrating copy of The Spokesman Review dated Oct. 9, 1951.

We definitely were hungry by the time we shuffled out of Papa’s Barn and out into the blazing sun.

When I walked into the Wah Hing, I was hit by the powerful chemical aroma of some cheap cleaning agent. Granted, there are worse things you could smell when you walk into a restaurant, but it took a little getting used to.

More importantly, the place was air-conditioned and cool to the max, and the waitress brought water and hot tea immediately. I wouldn’t have thought to order hot tea on such a sizzling day, but I poured a cup. It was so fresh and sweet-tasting, it actually was refreshing.

The restaurant was percolating with lunchgoers, but our girl Terri seemed to be the only waitress on duty. To her credit, she never once slacked off or lost her cool.

We got the impression she’d been serving food here for many moons, and she fit into the natural scheme of the place just like one of the paper lanterns hanging from the ceiling.

Some string-laden Asian pop music crackled through dusty speakers, mixing with the dramatically punctuated Chinese-language conversation being held by the kitchen staff, lending the Wah Hing an authenticity that seemed oddly out of place in little Kellogg.

The menu was quite varied, with the usual suspects such as Mongolian chicken, Szechwan beef and Kung Pao shrimp as well as some enticingly unusual items such as Golden Crown Bird Nest (a combo of meats and veggies served in a nest of noodles), Westlake fried duck and Dragon and Phoenix special (includes lobster and chicken, cleverly).

Naturally, a selection of American fare is available as well, although I don’t know anyone over the age of 10 who goes to a Chinese joint and orders a grilled-cheese sandwich.

I almost always go for a combination lunch because it’s the best way to really get an impression of what a Chinese place is all about. Q. and I usually try to order something different so we can taste a wider variety of items. But this time, we both picked Combo No. 2, and neither one of us wanted to budge.

I must have looked totally stunned when Terri asked us if we wanted Egg Drop or hot-and-sour soup with our meals. This is a standard option in many regions I’ve visited, but in these parts, it’s always Egg Drop only, even in most of the Spokane places I’ve dined in.

Tears of joy welled up in my ever-so-jaded eyes as I ordered the hot-and-sour soup. I told her to start us off with some fried won tons as well, which she brought with our soup.

Hot-and-sour soup, if done well, is a miracle substance known to clear sinuses and cause happy brain tingle. Wah Hing’s version was perfection – crispy bamboo shoots and shiitake mushrooms mingling gently with stringy pork pieces and white chunks of tofu. It was so good I pondered that maybe I should have ordered an extra large bowl of the soup and called it a day.

I was impressed that they put a garnish of shredded greens under the fried won tons, and thin carrot strips jazzed up the delicately sweet dipping sauce. So many places just throw won tons on a white plate and serve them with that toxic red goo, but Wah Hing obviously takes care in the presentation of its food, even with such a simple dish.

Terri brought out our two No. 2’s, and after admiring the visual beauty of the cuisine, we dug in.

The batter coating the sweet-and-sour chicken was incredibly light in texture, almost like tempura. The glaze was decidedly fresh and made from scratch, simply delicious with hints of sweet orange, making me wonder what that brown glop is that many Chinese places pass off as sweet-and-sour.

Fried rice and chow mein seem like they would be difficult to really screw up, but I have had many forkfuls of nastily burnt-tasting rice and overly slimy, bland chow mein in my long Chinese-food-eating career.

Wah Hing avoids these pitfalls and serves fresh, fluffy rice sprinkled with green onions and barbecued pork shreds. The chow mein is crisp and savory with a sauce light enough that the noodles remain crunchy throughout.

Both of us finished everything on our plates, a rare occurrence indeed.

We cracked open our fortune cookies.

Mine: “Do something unusual tomorrow.”

Q’s: “A pleasant surprise is in store for you.”

Yes, Wah Hing is a great, hidden small-town gem and is well worth the short drive east.

We waddled out of there after leaving a $20 bill on the table – astoundingly cheap considering that it paid for both meals, the appetizer and the tea and also provided a well-deserved $5 tip.

We decided to vacate Kellogg and spent the rest of the blazing afternoon swimming in the cool, exhilarating waters of the North Fork of the Coeur d’Alene River.