Holly To The Media: You’re All Just Liars Liars

Tired of all those unsubstantiated stories that pass off rumor as fact? So is Lauren Holly.

(Oh, you thought we were talking about… never mind.)

Holly, the estranged wife of comedy actor Jim Carrey, is angry at all those stories that allege she’s made a fortune off of her on-again/ off-again relationship with the “Liar Liar” star.

“Call me philanderer, call me these other things that bother me, but don’t call me a gold digger, because I’ve worked all my whole life and I’ve done nothing but support myself,” she says.

“There’s no alimony from Jim,” Holly adds. “Jim and I told the lawyers this is the deal. And it was all done in one phone call. The only ‘settlement’ is that Jim’s helping me with my new house” - said building being a $2 million Beverly Hills estate.

Loose talk

Roseanne on the collapse of her third marriage (from the New York Daily News): “Once again, I’m only sorry that I’m not a widow.”

This kid actor’s career keeps lumbering on

Elijah Wood turns 17 today.

In case you WERE interested in that other affair

Because you wanted to know, this just in from the pen of Leah Garchik, columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle: “An ‘exclusive Details poll on business affairs’ has found that 23 percent of office workers ‘said it was fine to Do the Boss.”’

Self-absorbed DWF seeks hard-body version of same

So what does Shawn Southwick, Larry King’s seventh wife, think her pal Kimberley Conrad Hefner is looking for in a boyfriend? According to Southwick, the estranged wife of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is “ready to date but only somebody special. An athlete, maybe… who is humanitarian, loves kids and animals, not necessarily a GQ model.”

Her career certainly is something to die for

The news: movie actress Illeana Douglas, 32, is engaged to marry television producer Jonathan Axelrod, 41. The trivia: Douglas, star of such films as “To Die For,” “Picture Perfect” and Martin Scorsese’s “Cape Fear,” is the granddaughter of the late Oscar-winning actor Melvyn Douglas and actress-congresswoman Helen Gahagan Douglas.

Turns out the girls aren’t all sugar and spice

While 22-year-old Posh Spice (Victoria Adams) is the first Spice Girl to become engaged (to British soccer star David Beckham, 23), 26-year-old Scary Spice (Melanie Brown) is battling with beau Fjolnir Thorgeirsson, 26. Seems the two had words recently in an NYC eatery. Word is that she wants him to sign a confidentiality agreement.

No matter, his potential is truly divine

They’re denying it, but rumors persist that Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant are on the outs. The two were spotted recently arguing outside the Manhattan model for the “Soup Nazi” eatery of “Seinfeld” fame.

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