So Who Was On The Beach With Marla - Jethro?
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They may be in the process of divorce, but Donald Trump and his bride of 3-1/2 years, perennial starlet Marla Trump, are still living together in their Trump Tower penthouse.
Of course, with three floors to play in, they could probably go days without ever bumping elbows.
Which is a lot more than you can say for Marla Trump and her ex-bodyguard, Spencer Wagner. If you’ll recall, the two were discovered together early one morning on a Florida beach last spring.
Some sources blame that incident for the marital breakup. Others blame Marla’s Clampett-like family of origin.
We, of course, blame the comet Hale-Bopp.
Loose talk
Toni Braxton, 29, on the act of love (in Vibe magazine): “I’ve never had a one-night stand in my life. My criteria for having sex now is I have to be damn near in love with the person. In fact, I’ve recently decided I wouldn’t be having sex again until I’m married.”
Imagine what they’d sound like singing in harmony
Singers Donovan and Dave Mason turn 51 today.
He kept telling her to move to 401 K St.
According to author Olivia Goldsmith (“The First Wives Club”), “There are three very important people in every woman’s life: The right gynecologist, the right hairdresser and the right accountant. The last one is very important.” Apparently so, as she’s now dating hers.
They say he’s old, he don’t know and won’t find out…
So what political credentials does Sonny Bono have? None, as it turns out. In his quest to unseat Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-California), the 62-yearold Republican Congressman describes himself thusly: “I consider myself a street fighter, rather than a political type.”
Her favorite song: ‘The Long and Winding Road’
When Pat Henry pulled into Acapulco on Monday, thus becoming the first American woman to sail around the world, the 56-year-old architect listed some of the 300 books she read during her eight-year voyage. Her favorite: Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “One Hundred Years of Solitude.”
She’s now auditioning for a remake of ‘The Exorcist’
When Miss Universe Alicia Machado gained weight, people were aghast. But before her victory, she said, “I was anorexic and bulimic, but almost all of us are. By the time I won, I was actually recovering. But the year leading to it, I didn’t eat well at all. And whatever I ate, I threw it up.”
Only a few of whom, however, are worth looking at
What with stars like Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Mira Sorvino, Isabelle Adjani and Gong Li in attendance, the 50th International Cannes Film Festival kicked off in fine style. What makes Cannes different? Director Tim Burton said, “There’s more naked people on the streets.”
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