Trivia

The late Allan Sherman, known to be creative with a French knife, preferred snacks with body and character. He wrote: “Do not make a stingy sandwich / Pile the cold cuts high / Customers should see salami / Coming through the rye.”

How’s your will power? Weak? Too weak? So weak you can hardly exercise it at all? Regrets. I only pose the rhetorical query preliminary to report there’s a medical term for neurotically weak will power - it’s “abulia.”

Sir, if the sleeve of your shirt measures 34 inches in length, you’re exactly average to the shirt sleeve makers.