Sorry, I’m just choking on the irony.
Everyone's favorite reactionary, anti-Semitic, over-opinionated blonde bombshell on the right wing has been spouting her mouth off for some time. Intolerant, unempathetic, and very, very, annoying, anyone who is familiar with this woman is doubtlessly aware of her hit books "Slander", "Godless", and "Treason", three of many words she uses to describe liberals (who, according to her, would be republicans had they any brains).
Sadly, she's fallen and broken her jaw, a vital portion of Ann's body orate that will unfortunately have to be wired shut for the next few weeks. It's a shame most of all for me, as I'll be unable to hear her insight on the imperfection of the Jewish people, entirely-fabricated information, and the folly of my participation in an interracial relationship. Sigh. I suppose I'll have to settle for a few weeks of Liberal Lies (tm).
Let's make it a century, shall we?