Follow Friday
Sometimes I find Twitter accounts that are just too awesome to not share. Here are a few of my faves:
You can’t please everyone all of the time. But you can beat the crap out of some people most of the time.
— The Batman (@TheBatman) September 5, 2013
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY SKETCHY ABOUT MILEY CYRUS'S TONGUE. pic.twitter.com/wEh9xVl4RO
— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop) December 27, 2013
Captain Kirk and Spock reading MAD Magazine pic.twitter.com/MeMo2i8a9S
— ClassicPics (@History_Pics) December 23, 2013
Girl, you had me at "I don't understand poetry."
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 13, 2013
OH: "Twitter makes me like people I don't know. Facebook makes me hate people I do know."
— Ned Batchelder (@nedbat) December 11, 2013
Look, I'm not saying this is an *improvement* on the Nativity Story, but it kinda is... pic.twitter.com/Tr6pidlbwP
— October Jones (@OctoberJones) December 23, 2013
women love mustaches. if you haven't got one, simply glue a brown comb to your face. women like this also
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 28, 2013
Just learned about the new 100 dollar bill design, wondered why I hadn't seen one yet, realized it's because it's a 100 dollar bill
— Anthony (@nedroid) November 3, 2013
The guy who once played the cello solo in "Dust in the Wind" now sells used car parts & often muses about just how true that song is.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 22, 2013
The world would be a better place without live U2 albums. Oh, and racism and poverty. But one thing at a time.
— Z (@surlyZ) November 15, 2013
The increase of the size of muffs, which was prophesied, is not realized. TX1881
— R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) November 9, 2013
Life? Listen to me, kid. You only have to watch River Monsters once for your Netflix recommendations to be in shambles
— Lady (@ladybroseph) December 19, 2013
you could literally declare yourself king of Alaska and no one would even question it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 25, 2013
