Reasons to root for one team or the other in the World Series

Root for the Los Angeles Dodgers: Because of that team’s Spokane connection going back to shortly after the Earth’s crust cooled.

Root for the Houston Astros: Because of the hurricane caused flood.

Root for the Dodgers: Because you do not approve of the DH.

Root for the Astros: Because you are an old gun nut who remembers when they were called the Colt 45s.

Root for the Dodgers: Because, like every other person on your block, you are from southern California.

Root for the Astros: Because you like seeing Justin Verlander’s girlfriend on TV.