1. "How art thou?"

2. "You plus me could be some beautiful Browne's Addition, baby."

3. "Hi, I'm the sports editor of The Spokesman-Review."

4. "Want to paint my face?"

5. "Didn't you used to come to Artfest when they held it on the museum grounds?"

6. "Want to help me pick out some art for my rec room?"

7. "I'm married but I am not a fanatic about it."

8. "Why were you staring at me?"

9. "You look like my favorite character on 'Fraggle Rock.'"

10. "To paraphrase 'Spokane of Green Gables,' it would be tragical if we didn't get it on."

11. "Did you know Jackson Browne based 'Fountain of Sorrow' on my grandmother?"

12. "I'm an artist."