Your critique of real estate euphemisms
When you are out walking or riding your bike in your neighborhood, do you sometimes grab fliers from those home-for-sale boxes in front yards?
They sometimes make for interesting reading. Take the "offered at" price, for example.
Or the description of a kitchen that has not been updated since "The Brady Bunch" was a new show.
Do you have a favorite tactic for putting a positive spin on some aspect of a house that leaves something to be desired?