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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

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What percentage of the people get drunk at parties you attend?

A) 100%. B) 0%. C) Define "drunk." D) Does being high count? E) Haven't been to a party where that happened since the last century. F) Depends on who is spiking the egg nog. G) Parties I attend never end up being written about in the newspaper. H) You forgot to say "allegedly." I) Other.



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