Jerry Hilton has been sharing stories with The Slice for quite some time.

Here's one of my favorites, from Nov. 4, 2005.

The column item was called "Adult humor."

"The story about conjugal confusion (Tuesday's Slice) reminded me of a trip with my wife to Seattle," wrote Jerry Hilton of Cheney. "We drove over to pick up an extra car. We stayed at a motel.

"In the morning, I helped my wife put the bags in her car and then gave her a big kiss.

"I headed across the parking lot to my car, past a large group of guests chatting near their cars. Then my wife yells to me, 'Be sure to call again next time your wife is out of town!'

"I melted into my car and drove away with everyone staring and laughing."

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