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The Slice

When you weigh yourself at home

When weighing yourself at home...

A) I lean and sway this way and that, trying to get the needle to stop at a slightly less alarming place. B) I lean and sway this way and that, trying to get the needle to register the highest possible weight -- all in the name of brutal truth. C) Our scale is digital, you can't really game it. D) If I have forgotten my glasses, it doesn't really matter because I cannot make out the reading on the scale. E) Other.



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