Reasons readers don’t try to set up selfies with me
A) Limited opportunities/logistical complications.
B) I have a big head and some people are afraid of standing next to me.
C) Some of my readers fear smartphones.
D) The thought of approaching me would never occur to them.
E) Afraid I will goose them while we pose for the picture.
F) Suspicion that I will insist on wearing my bike helmet.
G) Rumors that I seldom smile.
H) Don't like me, my work or my taste in shirts.
I) I am Sasquatchesque elusive in public.
J) Something I said in a Slice column in 1992.
K) Other.
