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The Slice

Conversation that did not really happen

But should have.

"There's this new movie where Scarlett Johansson is given a drug that allows her to use 100 percent of her sweater."

"Not sweater, brain. It's 100 percent of her brain."

"Oh."



The Slice

The online home for Paul Turner's musings and interactions with disciples of The Slice.