How do you think SR readers would react to that if it showed up some Wednesday morning?

I think I once volunteered to write that story, though my experience with the subject is extremely limited and involves no 21st century sampling. I guess it would require some, what do they call it, oh yeah -- reporting.

But it is also a time-honored newsroom tradition to sit on your ass and pipe up with "You know, someone ought to do a story on..."

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