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The Slice

Does your tax return include any lies?

"I listed my Marmot Lodge dues as a tax deductible donation," wrote insurance man Curt Olsen. "Should I be concerned about this?"

Curt, I recommend standing on the 18th amendment if you are audited.

To paraphrase Ed Norton from "The Honeymooners"... Just say you were drunk when you filled out your return.



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