One more Halloween story
The doorbell rang and a Spokane guy named Roger hurried downstairs to dispense candy.
He had a mouth full of cookie.
When Roger opened the door, he looked down and saw a tiny scarecrow.
The scarecrow looked up and saw that the man's mouth was full of something.
In a shocked tone, the little boy asked, "Are you eating my trick or treat?"
Roger assured the scarecrow that he was not. And to thank the kid for the laugh, he gave him a grande serving of candy.