I've tried rewriting the lyrics of Foreigner's "Juke Box Hero" to make it "Hoopfest Hero," but the 1981 song stubbornly refuses to play along.

Feel free to try it yourself. Good luck coping with all the rain imagery. Not to mention finding a rhyme substitute for "guitar." 

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foreigner/juke+box+hero_20054920.html  

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