You know, I can't really remember what's in it. I wrote that Wednesday. I'm working on next Tuesday's at the moment.

I can, however, tell you that I have no memory of experiencing a Ralphie moment while cobbling it together. You know, that's when the boy at the center of "A Christmas Story" is writing a composition for school and confidently mutters to himself, "This is great."

Still, there might be something in it that you will enjoy. You just never know.  

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