It's not a paperless society yet. With that in mind, here's a question. How would those with whom you live describe the way you open mail -- including envelopes that might contain forms you will need when doing your tax return? A) Like a coyote…
"Slice bag" defined. But why wait? Here's one I didn't use in print. "A Slice Bag is someone who drones on endlessly without saying a thing," wrote Ron Knapp, who added "Laughing with you."
www.geneseebeer.com This was my brand of choice when purchasing refreshment as an underage consumer of alcoholic beverages. Well, this and Boone's Farm apple wine. When 18 was the legal age, not all stores were fussy about needing to see I.D. But they didn't walk the…
We all have heard stories of people who wrote nasty notes about a co-worker or relative and then mistakenly emailed them to the person being ripped. And there are plenty of cautionary tales about the horrors of "Reply all." But what about other kinds of…
But I think it's sad that Mary Tyler Moore has had so much plastic surgery she now looks like a space alien. God, she looks awful. (Reminded of this while watching the latest "Pioneers of Television" last night on KSPS.) I suspect she would be…
Or not. Besides, virtually every small town in our area already has a theme for its summer celebration. But it would be entertaining to see the faces at some town council meeting if a resident actually proposed Codpiece Days. And a related slogan contest could…
Kid stuff: Colville's Betty Clark was telling her son-in-law that he had better not overeat or he'd wind up fat like her. Clark's granddaughter, Tara, overheard that. And the little girl couldn't let it pass without comment. "You're not fat, Grandma," she said. "You're just…