Striking out
When you say something to a stranger based on the baseball cap he or she is wearing, what usually happens?
A) You quickly discover that the person knows nothing about the team in question. B) You find yourself listening to a know-it-all. C) You see someone looking at you as if you had just said "Have you heard the good news about everlasting salvation?" D) You experience a pleasant small-talk exchange that leaves you with a good feeling. E) Other.