How about a national gathering of people who, as infants, played the role of the baby Jesus in long-ago Christmas pageants?

There could be seminars, speakers and much social time.

"When did you portray the Christ child?"

"It was way back in 1955. I went for restrained and understated. From what I understand, my performance was well received."

Why Spokane?

Why not.

"How did you deal with your Wise Men?"

"I sent them away with a subtle Don Corleone-like wave of my hand." 

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