Just wondering
If you are talking to someone on your land-line phone, do you think that person can tell you are monitoring the progress of a baseball game on your cell phone by the fact you keep muttering things like "Son of a..." and "Oh, for the…
The Slice archive for May 22, 2012
TUESDAY, MAY 22, 2012
(For guys only) Ever wear a metal one?
www.ebay.com If you tilt your head just so, the ventilation holes sort of make this look like the face of the tormented individual in that Norwegian painting that just sold for a gazillion dollars.
Pep talk
I have a bus driver friend whose current afternoon STA route overlaps part of my bike ride home. Sometimes, when he overtakes me slowly going up a hill, he opens the bus doors and asks, "Need a ride?" Yesterday afternoon, I was on my way…
Can you imagine all the fatal accidents?
This idea only made sense to those who had never seen people drive. www.ridebuzz.org
Just one more problem with camping
www.sacomics.blogspot.com
She must not have all her internal organs
www.boldover.blogspot.com Or maybe she is related to Barbie. Though Mr. Suspenders doesn't seem to mind that the length of her legs clearly signals that she is not an Earth woman.
Who will turn out to be the angry drunk?
www.vintageadbrowser.com My money's on the guy in the hat.
Using old TV Westerns lingo in real life
When your dog or cat is acting a little strange (but not in a way that suggests the animal is unwell). You can make knowing eye contact with a family member and offer a time-honored diagnosis. "Locoweed."
This date in Slice history (1997)
It's perhaps not the scariest category of crime. But we're told preschoolers stealing toys from one another's homes/yards is fairly common. And one Spokane mother with whom we spoke wonders why more parents don't notice or care when little Brendan or Brittany mysteriously appear to…
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