Doubt a bear could wear those shoes
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The Slice archive for March 27, 2012
TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 2012
Young kids' questions for old cats
They include: "Are you trying to sleep?" "Am I bothering you?" "Does that sound you are making mean I should slowly back away?" "What if I try to pick you up?" "How can you be hungry again already?" "Is that you under those covers?" "Why…
Spokane: Home of ET look-alikes
Below is a picture of Ernest Tubb. I am convinced that there must be at least 10 guys in Spokane who look exactly like the late country singer. Without the hat and tie, that is. www.texasmusicmuseum.org
Avista utilities/condom names
If you go to the power company's website, there's a "Your safety" heading. You can click on it and get a list. Which of the following subheads would make the best name for a condom? A) Electric safety. B) Natural gas safety. C) Call before…
Update on Slice HQ decorating scheme
A big version of this Colin Mulvany photograph now adorns the wall behind my desk. So if you ever manage to get past security and want to find me, just look for this scene. Any guesses about where these poles are? www.spokesman.com
1994 can seem like 100 years ago
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"Celebrity" is a relative concept
If you paged through the Coeur d'Alene Resort advertising insert in today's paper, you might have come across an interesting "Celebrity guests" list. It was fun to read. Who knew Andy Griffith had stayed there? Still, I'm guessing many of us could not identify each…
Ever have sex in one of these dorms?
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Just wondering
How blase have you gotten about the sight of auto glass crumbles on the street where a car got broken into?
This date in Slice history (1999)
Warm-up question: What local preschooler sounds the most like a film critic after watching a movie?
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