If a few atheist billboards freak you out
Your God must not be a very mighty fortress.
The Slice archive for July 31, 2012
TUESDAY, JULY 31, 2012
Possibly the funniest thing in the world
There's nothing quite like seeing a guy walk into a street sign or sidewalk signboard because, instead of watching where he is going, all of his attention is fixed on an attractive female in his field of vision. This isn't a seasonal issue for easily…
Angry feedback on Tuesday's Slice
Got a note from Denice Lucas. "Just read your column this a.m., and gotta tell ya -- I'm really steamed and ticked off by your LIBRA prognostication!"
Twas the Night Before August
When all through the house... (OK, feel free to pick it up from there.)
Scientology emergency
I am not knocking anyone's religion. I'm just wondering if I am the only one who has experienced this confusion. Here's the scenario. You are in a room where a police/fire/EMT scanner can be heard. You hear someone say "diabetic." But for a fraction of…
Fecal incidents
This seems like the right season for this. According to the SR's electronic archives, the word "fecal" has appeared in the newspaper 338 times since the summer of 1994.
The gift of booze
The only way this seems plausible is if she actually wants him to pass out, so she can grab the car keys and, uh, do an errand or two. Either that or it suggests that his sober personality leaves something to be desired. www.pzrservices.typepad.com
For those who have been divorced
If the tabloid press had covered the breakup of your marriage, they would have... A) Had a hard time finding anything all that salacious. B) Had a field day. C) Simply made an awful situation even worse. D) Had occasion to use phrases like "Love…
Three results of watching the Olympics
1. Desire to get in better shape. 2. Urge to play table tennis. 3. Improved skill at finding world maps on your phone.
Dog days of summer
When do you consider them to be upon us? I always think of August. Can you believe that starts tomorrow? www.petwellbeing.com
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