It's already under way. I think this is the look they're going for. It's my understanding that white shirts and neckties will be optional. www.shannonmcgarvey.com And here's the guy in charge of the big cleanup that preceded the actual remodeling. We were approached about being…
People ask me, "Paul, why were so many baby boomers clueless for so long when it came to affairs of the heart?" That's easy. It all goes back to 1963 and Lesley Gore's hit story-songs, "It's My Party (And I'll Cry If I Want To)"…
...phoning someone at dinnertime. 1. "Dinnertime" has become a fluid concept. 2. Assumption that recipient will be pleased to get the call since you aren't a telemarketer spouting some line of bull about improving credit card interest rates. 3. Many people no longer think of…
But I have not seen one on the road in a while. Not that I noticed, anyway. Doesn't anyone in Spokane restore Gremlins? www.decodesystems.com Here's another gremlin. www.slinkingtowardretirement.com
It was a dark Canadian comedy set in a television news operation. It made me laugh. But not everyone would enjoy it. One episode included a confused politician saying "I believe life begins at masturbation." www.cbc.ca
Some boys excelled at making "the crowd goes wild" sounds while tossing a football to themselves in the backyard. Others specialized in simulating the noise made by screeching tires while playing with toy cars and executing impossibly sharp turns on the carpet. But a few…
Explain this list. Birdy, J.T. "Joker" Davis, Mike Downey, Captain Dennis Dearborn, Dave Goldman, Louden Swain.
Which attribute is most important in your line of work: A) Willingness to apologize for things that weren't your fault. B) Ability to stay awake in meetings. C) Skill at stealing credit. D) Talent for deflecting blame. E) Showing up every day.
www.mycomicshop.com Looks like that one breast is ready for launch. "Let's light this candle."
So the boys in marketing thought it would be a good idea to go with a zany accent, right on the product. Well, it was a different era. But how about that inspiring slogan: "America's finest canned beer." Canned beer. How lyrical. Sort of puts…
...you had to have this brand of white sneakers to be taken seriously, well, you qualify as a wily veteran. www.sneakers.pair.com
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