...when you are in a parking lot heading toward the store and volunteer to take someone's shopping cart back? A) It's nice but it won't save the polar ice caps. B) Every little gesture of consideration helps stave off total, universal social alienation. C) You…
Here are three signs that you are not. 1) You yell "Boo-yah, that's what I'm talking about! Read it and weep losers!" 2) You do an in-the-office victory dance that resembles Elaine's dancing in that one episode of "Seinfeld." 3) You cackle.
...that people keep recommending and still you haven't seen even five minutes of one episode? www.xfinitytv.comcast.net www.remotepatrolled.com www.amazon.com
If you regard Ted Nugent as an irrelevant has-been clown or addled cretin, are you still able to acknowledge that this was quite a record? www.45cat.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
I had asked readers to share their nicknames for the Monday paper, which tends to be a tad thin. A few of those answers appear in today's print column. But here are some additional responses. "I call it the daily wipe," wrote Alan Howard. Carol…