What’s your perspective on Easter?
A) I view it as a religious occasion, of course.
B) It's a chance to go to church and see if there is anything around here that can get people to dress up.
C) I think it has something to do with pagan rites of spring.
D) Chocolate bunnies, et cetera.
E) It is a ham-based holiday.
F) It's when nitwits give live baby animals to small children as if these gifts are toys.
G) Isn't that when the Mariners are usually mathematically eliminated?
H) I know it is sponsored by Legoland.
I) Other.
