Santa down
"I'm concerned about all these 'dead' Santas lying in folks' front yards," wrote Donna Potter Phillips. "They were meant to be fat, bright, shiny and inviting but laying airless and flat, covered with frost, surely can give a sour meaning to Christmas. What must children think? How can a dead-flat Santa come visiting?"
Apparently, Donna, you have never heard of Zombie Santa.
Forget about leaving out some milk and cookies. He has another sort of snack in mind.
