Bring The Bed Pan

On her Facebook wall, Cindy posts: “When my husband is home he is unfailingly kind and attentive, but when he’s at work he tends to get quite focused. I hadn’t heard from him all day and worried he forgot how near death I am. So I texted him, “Don’t forget to bring home a bedpan after work.” That got his attention.

Question: Who needs more TLC when sick — you or your significant other?