The Phantom Photographer of Huckleberries Online snapped this shot of the three Republican sheriff's candidate during the "speed-dating" event staged by the local Tea Party at the Greyhound Park: (from left) sheriff's Mayor Ben Wolfinger, Keith Hutcheson and John Green.

Question: Why is Ben Wolfinger looking at the microphone offered to him by Keith Hutcheson, like it is a dog turd? And why is John Green sweating?