Bloggy: More TDs, Less PhDs
Mr_Bloggy: Mr_B is a firm believer that colleges and university academics exist
only to legitimize and support the athletic programs. That success in
sports is what America is all about and why we kick the everlovin' ass
of any damn country in the world we want. We are the Global Champions
of Warball! So, to the degree BSU provides any sort of academic program, and who
cares really because they are so awesome in football, folks should be
satisfied and happy BSU has not got out of balance like U of Idaho,
which is no great shakes on a national level, but has focused way too
much of strong academic programs and graduation rates to the
disadvantage of their abysmal failure of a football team. A few less
PhDs and a few more TDs would be warranted at this point. More below.
Question: Would you rather attend a college that's known for good academics and a so-so football team or one that has a nationally ranked football team and so-so academics?
Who actually gives a damn what the graduation rate is if a graduate has to bear the humiliation and oppressive weight of a degree from a LOSER school?
America didn't get this damn strong and successful at butt kicking the world by being all *smart.* Nope it was because America will bust your chops on fourth and five with a perfectly thrown bomb to the corner.
America is kicking a field goal. YAY! Straight through the uprights, egghead, straight thru. Pad up or go home.