Members of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals dress as a chicken and a cow as they hold a demonstration outside the venue where former U.S. President Bill Clinton is addressing a forum at the Manila Hotel, in the Philippines this morning. The group's statement said that they are commending Clinton for adopting a vegetarian diet in order to lose weight and stay healthy. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)

Top Cutline:

• 1. Clinton returned the love stating, “Yea, I'm a huge fan of tender young chicks and strong, sturdy calves!”-- Formerly Sandpoint.
• 2. Animal rights activist's protest backfires, as President Clinton had a sudden urge and ordered-up a bucket of chicken and a double bacon-burger -- Gary D. Rhodes.
• 3. Chicken and Cow consider the choice between a Manila jail and a three way with a Manila cop. How YOU doin' lil' chickie?-- Powder Farmer.
• HM: Nic