The Pentagon's brownie recipe is 26 pages long. Just grab a copy of document MIL-C-44072C and gather your ingredients: water that conforms to the "National Primary Drinking Water Regulations (Copies are available from the Office of Drinking Water, Environmental Protection Agency, WH550D, 401 M Street, S.W., Washington, DC 20460)," and some eggs in compliance with "Regulations Governing the Inspection of Eggs and Egg Products (7 CFR Part 59)," and you're ready to go!/Reason. More here. H/T: Idaho Freedom Foundation. (Illustrative photo: PRNewsFoto/Medifast, Inc.)

Question: Are you great/average/poor at making brownies? Is your recipe 26 pages long?