A grey squirrel stretches out to grab sunflower seeds from a makeshift birdfeeder in Monroe Township, Pa., Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/ The Citizens' Voice, Mark Moran)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. “I could have sworn there was an illegal absentee ballot in here” -- Token.
• 2. In an odd twist, somebody takes a stab at O.J. -- JohnA.
• 3. Squirrel version of McDonald's Drive-up window. Today's special, OJ and seeds. Yummmm -- JeanieS.
• HM: Charlie