Cuba City High School teacher Stacy Balbach reacts after getting hit in the face with a whipped cream pie during a pep rally at the school in Cuba City, Wis. Students came up with the idea of tossing pies to raise money for the relief effort in Haiti, after a devastating 7.0 earthquake rocked the country last month. Over $700 was raised. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Telegraph Herald, Jeremy Portje)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Told you not to squeeze that huge zit!!! -- Pecky Cox.
• 2. Make the next one banana cream please -- Charlie
• 3. (tie) The new edge in Spa solutions, called pie in face -- Arch Druid, and:

  Gesundheit! -- James Marks