Indian transgenders stand with a giant condom during an awareness rally to mark World AIDS Day in Hyderabad, India, Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Mahesh Kumar A.)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. I had long awaited the mysterious gift from Doug Clark - checking my mailbox every day, wondering if perhaps he was funning me - then I pulled this thing out of the package and it blew itself up and the neighbors started gathering 'round … and I said to myself, 'Oh my gosh, it looks like Taryn's picture of DFO … ” -- Brent Andrews.
• 2. The one condom that couldn't fit on Trish's dress -- Taryn Hecker.
• 3. Worried that a serious medical condition will occur, Joe feels deflated as his fourth hour of performance comes to a head -- JohnA.
• HM: Sisyphus