Memorial Park Cemetery advertises a buy-one-get-one-free sale on cemetery plots in Indianapolis, Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Enduring stiff competition, officials decide to undertake grave measures, just in the niche of time, even guaranteeing their sale, pledging “We'll be the last ones to let you down” -- JohnA.
• 2. People are just dying for a good deal, it's hard to pass up a twofer! -- Charlie.
• 3. President Obama unveils his cradle-to-grave national health care plan. “This will save taxpayers millions on end-of life expenses,” the president said -- Aliasjax.
• HM: Cis