AP Photo/Rob Carr

Kentucky Derby hopeful Teuflesberg walks through the mud on the Churchill Downs track in Louisville, Ky., Thursday. The 133rd Kentucky Derby will be held on Saturday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines

1. The horse was be-hooved to think "Oh, sure, they invite the Queen and she brings her weather with her" -- John Austin.

2. Teuflesberg walks away in disgust after being shown the new "cures all your aches" mud bath at Trotters Spa -- A Token D.

3. "I want to race too," said Eeyore as he plodded toward the track -- Brent Andrews.

HM: Deena

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