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The United States swimmers dive into the pool for the synchronized swimming Team Event Technical Routine of the Pan American Games, in Rio de Janeiro, Thursday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Entering its fourth season, the ABC show Desperate Housewives gets ready to officially jump the shark -- Family Phil.

2. In a sport that is simply sublime
Eight swimmers were poised in their prime.
While watched by Brazillians
Who numbered in millions
The girls had a Rio good time -- John Austin.

3. Everybody's doin' a brand new dance, now
Come'on baby, do the locomotion -- Whippersnapper.

HM: Dick Haugen

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