Some of my early ideas for HBO cute coffee cup captions

Orange TV hates your joint!
Ask Herb how to make $ from urinals!
You're a hammock Lesley Presley! Pepperoni!
Jayson Ronk, Pay Up Punk!
Anymouse? No thanks I buy my mice at Petco!
Homeskewlng Rokcs!
Maam I Roar!
Ask me about the Mike Kennedy LCDC Diet!
Athol Cadillac (photo of 86 Subaru Brat)
Rathdrum Cadillac (photo of 86 Subaru Brat)
Blanchard Cadillac (photo of 86 Subaru Brat on cinderblocks)
North Idaho Dog Show (photo of Kootenai Humane Society cages with mangy, barking dogs)
When my libertarian turned green I visited Dr. J for a cure!
What's cookin' Gookin?
Larry Spencer, say what?

Rainbow Sparkle Pony Angel

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