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Paramedics place the driver of a Ford Taurus onto a stretcher after a 1,500-pound wrecking ball slammed into the back of it North Main Street at Randolph Street in Meadville, Pa., Monday. The wrecking ball damaged numerous vehicles after it broke loose from a crane on the campus of Allegheny College and rolled down North Main Street before hitting the Taurus. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines

1. LARRY: Mr. Kennedy, I brought a picture that will show that Kroc Center had boulders that are being smuggled cross country. This proves that something sinister is happening.

KENNEDY: Are you a geologist? An Accident Investigator? Licensed to drive? Under psychiatric care of any kind? -- MamaJD.

2. Bowling Alley operators spent hours looking for the scattered pins, after some guy named Paul Bunyan bowled a strike -- Sweet Herb.

3. That rock nearly Taurus in half!" said the driver -- Family Phil.

HM: Inspector Gadget

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