Nothing TOO outrageous, really. Maybe the next round will be juicier. Meantime, these were my personal favorite moments:

1. Bill dressing up as “Puff Daddy Combs” for a party
2. Marina’s proposed Christian music CD
3. Bill turning his “boomer bass” up to 30 and “thumps with Sean Paul?” Wow, Reggaeton? Who knew the guy was so up on the musical trends.
4. Bill Douglas wears a “John Kerry coat”
5. Marina: “Thinking about you.” Bill: “Me here, ditto.” Ditto? What a romantic guy.
6. Bill wants Marina to wear a “blue sequined gown” for the drug court brochure photo shoot. Isn’t that overdressing a little?
7. Bill refers to his PC as his “pewter”
8. Marina needs a drug fix so bad she’d “settle for cold medicine”
9. Marina’s mad when Bill offers to give her a laptop, and she doesn’t even get to sleep with him for it.
10. Bill: “Nerds Control the World”
11. Marina possibly gets paid $300 just to sing the Hawaiian wedding song.
12. They look forward to dining out at Thai Bamboo. Thai Bamboo totally rocks.
13. Marina quotes Bill some really cheesy Heart lyrics, and then breaks down, typing “When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When? When?” and so forth like an insane person.

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