Brutus, a Labrador retriever owned by Tom and Lisa Burton, struggles in the deep snow after a major snowstorm in Clarence, N.Y., a suburb of Buffalo, Friday. A rare early October snowstorm left parts of the Great Lakes and Midwest blanketed with 2 feet of snow Friday morning. You write the cutline. (AP photo)

Top Cutlines:

1. Brutus, a purebred Interesting Cutline Contest Retriever, is sent out into the snow and cold to find some AP photos of chicks in bikinis and bring them back to his owner, Dave Oliveria -- Rainbow Sparkle Pony Angel.

2. At 1st glance it appears to be another successful drug bust by Brutus the drug sniffing dog, but really ends up being a resuce mission for the canine crime fighters owner who was buried after rear ending a truck full of Johnsons Baby Powder -- KeithinCDA.

3. "Buffalo girls won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out...oh, forget it...snow kiddin', Mr. Weatherman, you and your 'major precipitation event', my butt..." -- John Austin.

HM? Deena Krobath

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