*First lady: No need for Teresa apology: Laura not offended by 'real job' comment, can relate to 'trick questions'/Associated Press: Laura's a class act.

*District bans Halloween so witches aren't offended: Costumes with pointy noses not 'respectful' to Wiccan religion/World Net Daily: This goofy PC district is from our neck of the woods -- Puyallup, Wash.

*Bill Clinton eyeing top U.N. post: But would a 2nd Bush administration push for him to replace Annan?/United Press International: Make him go away.

*Castro 'all in one piece' after fall: Dictator fractured knee, arm after tumble at ceremony/Associated Press: Now, the thug knows how his torture victims feel.

*Court: Paul Hamm can keep gymnastics gold: Panel rejects appeal of South Korean who came in 3rd due to scoring error/Associated Press: Good guy with squeaky voice wins another one.

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