The cookbook "#Meal Time" from 2 Chainz just makes me love him even more. To wit:

-First step of sautéed asparagus: “Drape yourself in an Adidas sweatsuit, chainz n thangs.”

-First step of garlic mashed potatoes: “If wearing a four-finger ring, carefully place it on a side table before starting to cook.”

-First step of garlicky green beans: “Call Fergie, invite her to watch a movie on Netflix. Once she accepts, start making green beans.”

There's plenty more where that came from - check out GrubStreet for additional instructions. 

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