“Spongebob Squarepants is pushing a green agenda on our kids!”
It's times like these where you can count on Stephen Colbert to provide some sanity to reports indicating SpongeBob is indoctrinating children. "Yeah, this is even worse than when they pushed alternative lifestyles with Dora the Explorer," Colbert said. "This is how it works, folks. The liberal media brainwashes our kids by sneaking propoganda into their cartoons in a code only kids can understand." Enjoy.