Feedback: What’s your roller derby name?

We asked our Facebook friends if they do roller derby, what team they’re on and what their player name is – or what their name would be if they did. Here’s what they said:

Ashley Davie

ROLLING HILLS DERBY DAMES! I am Cyanide Siren.

Tanya Weitkamp Conklin

My cool sister-in-law is “Snarles in Charge.” I’d be “Bruise Springsteen.”

Keri Moeller Bro

My daughter is Brozilla and her team is the Lilac City Pixies!

Casey Norris

My daughter The Crusher is a Lilac City pixie.

Kari Eff-Bomber Rettke

I’m Eff Bomber and I play for the Snake Pit Derby Dames out of CDA. My daughters also play for the “Sweet Fangs” junior derby also out of CDA and their names are Kick N Ash and Hurts Donut. They also play for the Pixies.

Trish Jimenez

Lilac City Roller Girls! I am Meshuggah Sugah and my daughter is a junior with Lilac City Pixies named Tapout.

Palmer Derby

My daughters, Ginger Slap & Lucky Harms, play junior derby for The Lilac City Pixies out of Spokane & The Sweet Fangs of Cd’A.

Jennaration Wrecks Carroll

I’m Jennaration Wrecks and I play roller derby for Inland Empower Derby Brass Belles.

Kymm Grymm-lynn Carvalho

I’m Grymm-lynn #12 AM from Inland Empower Roller Derby!

Sara Suzy Kabruisy Lyons

I’m Suzy Kabruisy from Inland Empower Roller Derby!

Amanda Cake Yother

I’m Cake or Death? and I play with the Snake Pit Derby Dames of CDA and Inland Empower Derby of Spokane. My son will soon be practicing with the Cherry Bomb Brawlers of Spokane; his derby name is Genghis Con.

Tatjana Mock

Goodie Go-Devil with Snake Pit Derby Dames in Cd’A!

Kristie Hooky Helraiser Blair

I’m Hooky Hellraiser #666 and I play on the Snake Pit Derby Dames in Coeur d’Alene.

Jill Dita-Von Deathmuffin-Rucker

Lilac City Roller Girls! My derby name is Dita Von Death Muffin.

Jessi Jester Bartholomew

I’m Jester 1-2-3 (“Here comes the jester. 1-2-3”) I play with Inland Empowered Derby. I also coach the only co-ed junior team in the area, the Cherry Bomb Brawlers.

Jennifer MamaVelociraptor Deline

I’m Mama Velociraptor from Inland EmPower Derby!

Toni Cartiglia

I play for Snake Pit Derby Dames in Coeur d’Alene. My name is WereMILF. #107

Candace Hello-Hitty Mickiewicz

I’m Hello Hitty and I skate with Inland Empower Derby!

Jen AJ Mayernik

AJent Mayhem, skating for Inland Empower Derby!

Jodie Spodie Bloyed

Spodie Lyncher #36, skating for Inland Empower Derby!

Amber Williams

Chaos Reigns with Lilac City Roller Girls.

Ashley Freddie Krüe-Grr McCarron

Hello, I’m Freddie Krüe-Grr #2112, skating for Inland Empower Derby!

Sage Jensen

I play for the amazing Snake Pit Derby Dames, based in the beautiful CDA. They call me Ziggy Scardust #13

Lindsey Kaye Smith

I’m Boba Fatale with the Snake Pit Derby Dames in Cd’A!

Jada Pippi Headstomping Bellrose

Hey, I’m Pippi Headstomping #37. I’m a founding member of Snake Pit Derby Dames in beautiful Coeur d’Alene. I think a good name would be “Tricksy Hobbit” (y’know, if you’re into that kinda thing.) Or, given the nature of your work, “Cory Spondent” “Pencil Push Her” “Scribe” “Carmen Tater” … I could keep going …

Jp Jaklich

I play for the Snake Pit Derby Dames and I’m Bangerang Bambi! (10 points if you know what movie Bangerang is used in!) Come see us skate at the Kootenai County fairgrounds on the 21st at 6pm!

Ellen Franks

I am Anita Double and I’m with the Snake Pit Derby Dames.

Jasmine Reed

My name is Eve L. Apple! And I play for the Snake Pit Derby Dames.

Amber Carre-Smith

I’m Lily Lipbuster #5! I’ve been skating with the Snake Pit Derby Dames in Coeur d’Alene since October 2010! I’m also the assistant coach for our junior team the Sweet Fangs!

Bree EZbreezybeautifulkillagirl Mercer

I’m EZ Breezy Beautiful Killagirl #3 of Inland EmPower Derby! Boom.

Jacob John Scarpelli

I’m Global Storming #18, and I skate for the junior co-ed team, Cherry Bomb Brawlers.

Becca Knight

I don’t derby but if I did, I’d have to pay homage to my favorite literary/movie character and be Scarlett O’Scare-ya.

Shirlee Roberts-Downey

Spokannibals in Spokane Valley. We practice at Roller Valley. I’m OC-triple-D.

Nini Edgerton

Hell on Wheels would be my name.

Sara Grimm

I am Grimm’s Tail #398 and I skate with Snake Pit Derby Dames in Coeur d’Alene.

Rhonda Ellis

I am MachineGun Momma. I was part of North Idaho Roller Derby in Cd’A for two years until I sprained my ankle and our team decided to disband. I know a lot of my former teammates are now part of Snake Pit, Inland Empower, or Spokannibals.

Kristina Poffenroth

I am on hiatus, but I skated for Lilac City and my name is Hyper Bully.

Kami Murphy

I’m Kami TaGetcha, #83. Former Lilac City Roller girl. I also briefly skated with the Spokannibals.

Lark Patton

I am Kitty GotClaws #99lives and I play for the Snake Pit Derby Dames in Coeur d’Alene.

Suzy Michie

My daughter Ally Oops #25 PIXIES