Chester the Constitutionalist Keyboard Commando of Chuckle Berries offers this warning to his followers today (both of them): "Remember the wise words of Yoda concerning the Sith. “Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.”  And by the looks of him, we’d say he’s the apprentice…but if he’s the trainee, then who is the master?  Great question. For those few conservatives still lurking about the HBO cyber-swamp, remember something else Yoda said.  ”Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.”  Be careful out there…DooFo’s storm troopers are merciless." (Parody: Chuckleberries)

DFO: But I want to be the dark lord, not the apprentice ...

Question for Chester: Why is your ChuckleberrieOnline.com registered in Willis, Texas? Aren't you from Kootenai County?

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