A United States Army soldier runs with the ball as United States Marines from the 2nd MEB, 4th Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion try to tackle while playing a game of mud football following a rain storm at their base in Khan Neshin, Afghanistan, Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Kevin Frayer)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Sisyphus finally makes to the front of the “Meet Sarah Palin” line after cross body checking Soaf and Phaedrus -- KeithinCDA.
• 2. Judge Charles Hosack has ruled the most appropriate way to settle the Brannon vs Everyone lawsuit is a game of mud football -- Nic.
• 3. Tired of being the topic of political mudslinging, soldiers decide to do a little mudslinging of their own! -- Eyesandears
• HM: Cabbage Boy